My Phone…

Favorite quote: “Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.”

Likes:

The Left side of a bed and a cold pillow, eating scorching hot food right out of a pan, easy days, busy hectic days, days when the words flow, staying up late, going to bed early, making color, buying books I’ll never finish, being kind to others, kicking ass when others cross me, children’s laughter, Halloween candy, smelling better than most candy stores, collecting fancy napkins, throwing big dinner parties, tour buses, accessories, home magazines, carrying gear, back massages, batteries, candles & fireplaces, doing anything just because people don’t expect it, the sign Aries, Thanksgiving, telephones, text messaging, losing 5 pounds, scrabble, my dog.

Dislikes:

Cockroaches [THAT FLY], alarm clocks, having to go to work when I don’t want to, music shows that I want to walk out on but can’t, crying because I fear loss, kids screaming, moms who don’t discipline their children, Facebook, Christmas, transferring money, memory loss and people who are afraid to commit, my new phone.

Things That Don’t Bother Me but maybe Bother YOU: Being sloppy, vegging out, making out, a dent in the car, an occasional fat day, licking the bowl, sleeping through an entire day, sleeping in the shower, peeing in the shower, people who need all the attention.

Interesting Facts:

The average human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap. Cleanliness is good and people should eat more. Call me crazy but I believe in fate. Someone once called me a “Domestic Engineer”. I’m a right brained hermit with an IQ of 140. Georgia Brown has an 8 Octave range (this is true, I looked it up). My whistle is 1/2 an Octave wider than my singing range. The first vinyl album I bought was the day before Thanksgiving 2007 in a Thrift store in San Clemente. I couldn’t pass up Sweetbottom’s 1978 Angels of the Deep, I still haven’t heard it, most likely voted “Best Album not to Hear”. I can do just about anything, except change free will & juggle. I play piano more hours in the day than I work. If you take birth control pills and throw out the 7 days of sugar pills and start a new pack you will not have a period. I am psychic [ that doesn't mean your next question has to be "what am I thinking" ] I can’t always read minds BUT I can tell you something about you.

The Negative Stuff:

Sometimes I don’t talk I just listen, sometimes I talk too much and talk over you. When I don’t talk people mistake that for me being condescending or inattentive. I ask questions because I want to know you better. I don’t like bullshit long-winded answers. I like when people get to the point.